Why? Why is it that men will lay there and watch you- put on panties, bra, pants one leg at a time…. talk your ear off… But the minute your hair is done and you are 3 seconds away from being late and you have one foot out the door-
They come in for the hug. The one where he slides his hands down the back of your pants. And before you know it- thru vehement protests that you will be late and you don’t have time- you are naked on the gatdamn livingroom floor.
Oh and be fresh out of the shower and smelling very fresh? Hell NO! Not for long. That man will have to make sure you smell like him for the rest of the day.
Why?
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